BORN TO SCROLL.
FORCED TO WEAR SHADES.
MY EYES ARE COOKED
Let’s be real. We grew up glued to iPads, grinding games in the dark till 3 AM, and doomscrolling on TikTok until the sun came up. Our screen time reports are a tragedy, and our retinas are absolutely cooked. We are the generation that needs glasses just to read the menu at a fast-food drive-thru.
Enter the Sunglasses Generation ($SG). Instead of crying about our ruined vision (which we couldn’t see clearly anyway), we put on some cool shades, embraced the nearsighted Wojak lifestyle, and made a coin out of it. $SG is a tribute to everyone with screen-fried eyes just trying to vibe. We can't see far, but we can see the moon. Put your glasses on.
HOW TO COP $SG
Getting your hands on $SG is easier than passing an eye exam.
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom, MetaMask, or whatever wallet you usually use to degen into the trenches.
LOAD IT UP
Fund your wallet with some crypto tokens. (You can't buy premium futuristic sunglasses with just good intentions).
FIND US ON DEX
Go to the swap platform, connect your wallet, and paste the official $SG contract address securely.
SWAP & CHILL
Hit swap, confirm the transaction, and boom—you’re officially a certified part of the nearsighted squad.
THE WAITING ROOM
No corporate roadmaps, no fake utility promises, and definitely no financial advice. We’re literally just a bunch of visually impaired Wojaks hanging out, sharing memes, and coping with our weekly screen time alerts.
If you like good vibes, terrible eyesight, and wearing sunglasses indoors, you belong here. Come chill with us on our frequencies.
*(P.S. Please remember to blink while you're in the chat.)*